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197 BEST DAD JOKES THAT ARE ACTUALLY QUITE AMUSING

Ever heard a joke so bad, it’s actually kind of good? That’s the magic of dad jokes. These groan-worthy puns and cheesy one-liners are a beloved tradition, often delivered with a straight face and a twinkle in the eye. While they may not win any comedy awards, dad jokes have a unique ability to bring a smile to even the most serious faces. Get ready to cringe, chuckle, and maybe even groan a little as we dive into a collection of 197 of the best dad jokes that are actually quite amusing.

DAD JOKES ABOUT VACATION

  • Why don’t oysters go on vacation? Because they’re shellfish!
  • Why do cows love vacation? Because they can moo-ve freely!
  • Why did the math book go to the beach? To work on its tan!
  • What did the beach say when the tide came in? Long time, no sea!
  • Why did the computer go to the beach? To surf the net!

DAD JOKES ABOUT DRINKS

  • Why did the coffee call the cops? It got mugged!
  • What type of coffee does a vampire drink? Decoffin-ated!
  • How did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his tea before it was cool!
  • How does a coffee bean hit on someone? “Hey brew-tiful!”
  • Why is coffee so good at solving mysteries? Because it always has a latte clues!
  • What do you call a nervous cup of tea? Anxi-tea!
  • What’s coffee’s favorite type of music? R&Brew!
  • What do you call a sad cup of tea? Steeped in sorrow!
  • Why did the tea leaf avoid the hot water? It said, “I’m not ready to steep into that yet!”

DAD JOKES ABOUT READING

  • I’m reading a book about mazes. I got lost in it!
  • I’m reading a book about submarines. It’s super deep!
  • I’m reading a book about glue. I can’t seem to put it down!
  • I’m reading a book on clocks. It’s about time!
  • Let’s make a reservation at the library before they’re booked!
  • What’s a librarian’s favorite type of music? Shhh-mooth jazz!

DAD JOKES ABOUT SOCIAL MEDIA

  • Why did the scarecrow join LinkedIn? Because he wanted to become outstanding in his field!
  • What did the dad say when he couldn’t log into his social media account? “Looks like I’ll have to face(book) the music!”
  • Why did the dad take a ladder to his Instagram profile? Because he heard it had a lot of posts!
  • What do you call someone who gets easily annoyed in the comments section? An insta-grump.

DAD JOKES ABOUT FAMILIES

  • My son has his BA and his MA, but his P­A still supports him.
  • My daughter’s fourth birthday was today. When she came to see me, I didn’t recognize her at first. I had never seen her be four.
  • I spent a lot of time, money, and effort childproofing my house, but the kids still get in.

DAD JOKES ABOUT CHORES

  • I’m really not into spring cleaning. Come to think of it, I’m not into summer, fall, or winter cleaning either.
  • I think I want a job cleaning mirrors. It’s just something I could really see myself doing.
  • When you clean a vacuum cleaner, you become a vacuum cleaner.
  • My wife and I were having an argument about whose turn it was to do the laundry. In the end, I threw in the towel.

CHEESY DAD JOKES

  • Why are pirates called pirates? They just ARRRR!
  • How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten-tickles.
  • Why shouldn’t you tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears.
  • Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired.

CORNY DAD JOKES

  • Why do seagulls fly over the sea? If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels.
  • Why can’t a leopard hide? He’s always spotted.
  • What’s the best thing about Switzerland? I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
  • Why did the orange lose the race? It ran out of juice.
  • What’s red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

DAD JOKES ABOUT TECHNOLOGY

  • What was the spider doing on the computer? He was making a web-site.
  • What did the computer have during his break time? He had a byte!
  • What shoes do computers love the most? Re-boots.
  • Why did the computer go to the dentist? To get his Bluetooth checked.

DAD JOKES THAT WILL MAKE YOU LAUGH

  • I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
  • I went to buy some camouflage pants, but I couldn’t find any.
  • I was going to tell you a joke about time travel, but you didn’t like it.

DAD JOKES ABOUT HOUSES

  • How much does a chimney cost? Nothing, it’s on the house.
  • Can a frog jump higher than a house? Of course, a house can’t jump.
  • If your house is cold, just stand in the corner. It’s always 90 degrees there.

DAD JOKES THAT MAKE YOU THINK

  • I burnt my Hawaiian pizza last night. I guess I should have put it on aloha setting.
  • Don’t trust Adams. They make up everything.
  • What did the zero say to the eight? That belt looks good on you.

DAD JOKES ABOUT LOVE

  • We’re not socks. But I think we’d make a great pair.
  • Do you like vegetables? Because I love you from my head tomatoes.
  • Never laugh at your significant other’s choices — because you happen to be one of them.

DAD JOKES ABOUT SUMMER

  • What do you call a snowman in July? A puddle.
  • What do you call a Golden Retriever at the beach? A hot dog.
  • Why don’t fish go on summer vacation? Because they’re always in schools.

DAD JOKES ABOUT LAZINESS

  • Don’t get mad at lazy people. They didn’t do anything.
  • Interviewer: “Describe yourself in three words.” Interviewee: “Lazy.”
  • Want to hear a joke about procrastination? I’ll tell you later.

DAD JOKES ABOUT CARS

  • What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas? A Ford Siesta.
  • I couldn’t figure out how to fasten my seatbelt. Then it clicked.
  • What has 10 letters and starts with G-A-S? Automobile.

DAD JOKES ABOUT MONEY

  • Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold, hard cash.
  • Where does 007 invest his money? In the bond market.
  • What did the comedian say when he walked into the bank? This is a standup.

DAD JOKES ABOUT MUSIC

  • What’s the best kind of music to listen to when fishing? Something catchy.
  • What kind of music do chiropractors like? Hip pop.
  • What kind of music does a boulder like? Rock ‘n’ roll.
  • Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it’s a soap opera.

DAD JOKES ABOUT BOOKS

  • What has a spine but no bones? A book.
  • What would happen if you threw all the books in the ocean? It would cause a title wave.
  • Did you hear that I’m reading a book about anti-gravity? It’s impossible to put down.

DAD JOKES ABOUT PARENTHOOD

  • “Today my son asked me, ‘Can I have a bookmark’? I burst into tears — he’s 12 years old and still doesn’t know my name!”
  • What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school? “Bison!”
  • When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.

DAD JOKES ABOUT FATHER’S DAY

  • What did the baby computer say to its dad on Father’s Day? Happy Father’s Day, Data!
  • Why don’t they have Father’s Day sales? Because fathers are priceless.
  • Why did the kids give their dad a blanket for Father’s Day? Because they thought he was the coolest dad.

DAD JOKES ABOUT WORK

  • Why did the construction workers always bring a pencil to lunch? They wanted to draw their own conclusions!
  • Why did the sandwich get a promotion? Because he was the best thing since sliced bread.
  • Why did the employee get fired from the calendar factory? They took a day off.
  • I used to work for the paper business. But then it folded.
  • I got fired from my job as a taxi driver. It turns out nobody thought I was fare.

DAD JOKES ABOUT HAIRCUTS

  • How does the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it.
  • “Dad, did you get a haircut?” “No, I got them all cut!”

DAD JOKES THAT PROVOKE A GOOD-NATURED EYE ROLL

  • I recently visited the “World’s Tiniest Wind Turbine” exhibit. Honestly, not a big fan.
  • How do you follow Will Smith in the snow? You follow the fresh prints.

DAD JOKES ABOUT RELATIONSHIPS

  • My wife found a spider in our house and told me to take it out, so I did. We had a few drinks, pretty nice guy.
  • My wife screamed, “You haven’t heard a word I’ve said, have you?!” What a weird place to start a conversation.
  • My wife is mad I keep introducing her as my “ex-girlfriend”. So I went with “ex-fiancé” instead.
  • Wife: “Our new neighbor always kisses his wife when he leaves for work. Why don’t you do that?” Husband: “How can I? I don’t even know her.”
  • Why did Comic Sans divorce Times New Roman? He just wasn’t her type.

DAD JOKES ABOUT BEING OLD

  • What is a prize old people can win for aging? Atrophy.
  • Now that I’ve gotten older, everything’s finally starting to click for me. My knees, my back, my neck…
  • Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live.

DAD JOKES ABOUT GETTING OLDER

  • How is the moon like dentures? Both come out at night.
  • What do you call someone who enjoys Mondays? Retired.
  • If you lose something in a senior care home, don’t stop looking until you’ve searched every nook and granny.
  • An old woman is sitting at a bar when an older gentleman sits down beside her. “So,” he says, “Do I come here often?”

DAD JOKES ABOUT BODY & MIND

  • Dad: Well, you know what they say, the memory is the second thing to go. Son: What’s the first? Dad: I forget.
  • Stop thinking of them as “hot flashes.” Think of them as your inner child playing with matches.
  • I told my doctor I could only hear buzzing. He said don’t worry, it’s just a bug going around.

DAD JOKES ABOUT GETTING MARRIED

  • What do you call a melon that’s not allowed to get married? Can’t elope.
  • Did you hear about the two spiders who just got engaged? I hear they met on the web.
  • Did you hear about the two florists who got married? It was an arranged marriage.
  • Two cannonballs got married this morning. I hear they’re already expecting BBs.
  • I just saw two nuclear technicians getting married. The bride was radiant, and the groom was glowing.

DAD JOKES ABOUT WEDDINGS

  • I went to a really emotional wedding last week, even the cake was in tiers.
  • My antenna married my neighbor’s antenna. The wedding was not so good as this one, but the reception was fantastic!

DAD JOKES ABOUT CANDLES

  • Do you know why I get heartburn when I eat birthday cake? I always forget to blow out the candles!
  • Why do people put birthday candles on top of a birthday cake? Because you can’t put them on the bottom, can you?!
  • What kind of candle burns longer than others? None, silly — they all burn shorter.
  • Why do candles love birthdays? They like to get lit.

DAD JOKES FOR BIRTHDAYS

  • What happens if no one turns up to your birthday party? You get to have you cake and eat it, too.
  • Why didn’t the teddy bear eat any of its birthday cake? Because it was already stuffed!
  • Why don’t kids remember their past birthday parties? They’re too focused on the present!
  • What type of party do you throw for a dog’s birthday? A ball.
  • What are you if you go to a ghost birthday party? The life of the party!

DAD JOKES ABOUT SPORTS

  • Why does a pitcher raise one leg when he throws the ball? If he raises them both, he’d fall down.
  • Where does a majority of a hockey player’s salary come from? The tooth fairy.
  • I kept wondering why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
  • Why did the football coach go to the bank? To get his quarter back.
  • What does a sprinter eat before a race? Nothing, they fast.
  • Why don’t football players were glasses? It’s a contact sport.
  • Why couldn’t the baby score in basketball? He was always dribbling.
  • What’s the best animal in soccer? A score-pion.

DAD JOKES ABOUT ANIMALS

  • Why couldn’t the pony sing a lullaby? Because she was a little horse.
  • What do you say when a chicken is looking at salad? Chicken sees a salad.
  • What do you call a dog magician? A labracadabrador.
  • Where would you find an elephant? The same place you lost her.
  • What’s a dog’s favorite super hero? Labra-Thor.
  • What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs Bunny!
  • A man arrives at a costume party with a girl on his back. “I am a turtle,” he says. “Who’s on your back?” “That’s Michelle.”
  • Why aren’t dogs allowed in bars? Because they can’t control their licker.
  • What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer.

DAD JOKES FOR KIDS

  • What’s brown and sticky? A stick.
  • I used to play piano by ear. Now I use my hands.
  • Why did the kid bring a ladder to school? Because she wanted to go to high school.
  • I asked the librarian if she knew of any authors who wrote dinosaur novels. She said, “Yes, try Sarah Topps.”
  • What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved.
  • What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies!
  • Why can’t a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.
  • I was addicted to the Hokey Pokey…. but I turned myself around.

DAD JOKES ABOUT FOOD

  • Someone told me that it’s impossible to make a pun about vegetables. I said that’s not nececelery true.
  • My friend Jack claims he can communicate with vegetables. Jack and the beans talk!
  • Where do fruits go on vacation? Pear-is!
  • What did Baby Corn say to Mama Corn? Where’s Pop Corn?
  • What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese.
  • What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
  • I tried all morning to cook up an egg-related pun, but I couldn’t crack it.
  • How do you make an apple turnover? Push it downhill.

FUNNY DAD JOKES

  • What do you call a Frenchman who has been attacked by a cat? Claude.
  • My 6-year-old daughter has lined up all of her dolls towards the outdoor grill. Looks like she’s preparing some kind of barbie queue.
  • How can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator? Easy, one will see you later, the other will see you in a while.

SILLY DAD JOKES

  • What has five toes but isn’t your foot? My foot.
  • What looks like half a tree? The other half.
  • Two guys walked into a bar… the third one ducked.
  • Why do dads take an extra pair of socks when they play golf? In case they get a hole in one.

WORST DAD JOKES THAT WILL MAKE YOU LAUGH

  • Have you heard of the new sport called quiet tennis? It’s like normal tennis but without the racket.
  • Why did the god of thunder need to stretch his legs? He was a little Thor.
  • What’s the least spoken language? Sign language.
  • What building in your town has the most stories? The public library.
  • Claustrophobia is the fear of closed spaces. For example: I’m going to the beer store and I’m scared it will be closed.
  • If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims.

CRINGIEST DAD JOKES

  • Did you hear the joke about paper? Never mind, it’s tear-able.
  • What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
  • What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed? Oh, sheet.
  • What was even more useful than the first telephone? The second telephone.
  • I’m afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered.
  • Went to the doctor with a suspicious-looking mole. He said they all look that way and I should have left him in the garden.

PUNNIEST DAD JOKES

  • Son: “Dad, can you please explain to me what a solar eclipse is?” Dad: “No sun.”
  • Why did the man fall down the well? He couldn’t see that well.
  • I once submitted 10 puns to a joke competition. I really thought with that many, one was sure to win. Sadly, no pun in ten did.
  • Where do you take someone who’s been in a peek-a-boo accident? The ICU.
  • Did you hear about the explosion at the cheese factory? There was nothing left but debris.
  • How does NASA organize a party? They planet.

BEST DAD JOKES THAT ARE ACTUALLY (KIND OF) FUNNY

  • As I get older, I remember all of the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide wasn’t the right choice.
  • Went to the bar tonight. Good times. Only a 15-minute walk. But the walk home took 45 minutes, the difference was staggering.
  • I recently took a pole. And found that 100% of the people in the tent were angry when it collapsed.

RANDOM DAD JOKES

  • Why don’t skeletons get out of town during the Halloween season? They don’t have the guts!
  • Why was the math book upset? It had too many problems.
  • How do you put together a space party? You planet.
  • What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta
  • I wish I could tell you a joke about an elevator, but it’s an uplifting experience.
  • Why don’t airplanes ever get lost? Because they always wing it!
  • Why did the ghosts go to the party? It was all for the boos.
  • I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
  • I used to hate facial hair… but then it grew on me.
  • Why did the bicycle go to bed so early? It was two-tired!
  • Why are scientists so skeptical of atoms? Because they make up everything!

BEST SIMS 4 MAGIC MODS!

Even though The Sims 4 Realm of Magic, Vampires, and Island Living packs introduced us to a world of spellcasters, mermaids, and vampires, we still find ourselves craving more. Honestly, there’s no such thing as too much magic in our eyes. We’re always searching for the next enchantment—because we just can’t get enough!

So, when we stumbled upon a collection of incredible Realm of Magic mods available for free, we were over the moon! Playing The Sims 4 with occult and magical beings is one of our absolute favorite things to do. It’s not just about the stunning visuals; it’s also about that much-needed escape from reality that magic brings.

That’s why we’re thrilled to share some of our top magic mods with you. So, hop on your magical carpet and get ready for a journey to a “whole new world”!

BIRTHDAY CAKE CELEBRATION SPELL – SIMS 4 MAGIC MODS

If you’re anything like us, forgetting your sim’s birthdays is a common occurrence. This often leads to frantic last-minute cake baking, hiring costly caterers, or abandoning the celebration altogether and hoping your sim isn’t emotionally scarred by the oversight. Honestly, whipping up birthday cakes can be one of the most stressful tasks in the game. Thankfully, those days are over! With the Celebration Spell created by Kuttoe, you can instantly conjure cakes right onto the ground or countertops.

That’s right—this spell lets your sims magically summon cakes out of thin air, and we’re absolutely loving it! Incorporating this mod into your game will save your sims time, money, and add an extra dose of fun. Let’s face it, not every sim enjoys baking, and now they don’t have to! Keep in mind, this spell is part of the Practical School of Magic and can be learned through all the standard methods once your spellcaster reaches rank 2. Additionally, you’ll need to have the “Spellbook Injector” mod by R3M & SIMSONIAN LIBRARY installed for everything to work seamlessly.

GREATEST SPELL CASTER PERKS FREE – SIMS 4 MAGIC MODS

If you’re tired of entering endless cheat codes just to unlock spellcaster perks bit by bit, then the Spellcaster Free Perks mod is exactly what you need! Created by DANNNYWANGJO, this magical mod allows your spellcasters to acquire all 24 spellcaster perks—completely free of charge! Yes, you heard that right… Free! This means you can enjoy all the amazing spellcaster perks without breaking a sweat. Sure, you still have to “buy” them, but since they cost nothing, it’s basically effortless.

Keep in mind, this mod won’t level up your spellcaster’s rank—you’ll still need to handle that on your own. But honestly, we don’t mind. We’re just here for the awesome perks that come with being a spellcaster, and with this mod, you get them all!

MAGICAL SCHOOL FOR TEENS AND CHILDREN – ILKAVELLE

It’s time to dive into your Henry Puffer gameplay! With the Magical School mod by ILKAVELLE, your teen and child sims can enroll in their very own wizardry school. Welcome to Bonehilda’s Magic School, where potions, spells, and mysteries await around every corner! To have your sims attend, simply select the “magic school student” career. And if you’ve already installed the “school dropping by teens MCCC” mod, the magic school will automatically replace the regular high school. Now, let’s explore how this magic school operates.

THE MAGICAL EXAM

When your sim reaches level 4, they’ll need to pass an exam, which will be an active event. You’ll have to click on your sim to start the exam, which will transport them to the Realm of Magic. If your sim fails, don’t worry—you can retake the exam. However, if you pass at the Bronze level, you’ll receive a note but won’t have the chance to retake it. This outcome will impact your sim’s magic career and salary, so aim for a Gold level pass to unlock the best career opportunities and the highest salary.

VARIOUS SUBJECTS

Let your sims choose from a variety of classes! These subjects will become available once your sim reaches level 3. The options include Astronomy, Herbalism, General Magic, Practical Magic, Meditation, Mischief Magic, and Muggle Studies.

SCHOOL STRUCTURE AND LEVELS

At Bonehilda’s Magic School, your sims don’t receive grades—instead, they progress through levels. Each level offers a unique set of tasks, allowing your sims to advance from beginner to expert. But don’t worry, there’s still schoolwork involved. At every level, your sim will need to write an essay on a topic that varies based on their level. To complete their essay, they’ll use a special school book.

OCCULT HYBRID UNLOCKER – SIMS 4 MAGIC MODS

Have you ever wished for your sims to be occult hybrids—combining more than one occult type at once? We certainly have! When we found this mod by TWELFTHDOCTOR1, we were thrilled! Let’s dive into these incredible occult hybrids. This mod lets your sims become hybrids of the following occult types through standard gameplay methods.

OCCULT HYBRIDS

  • Aliens to be Spellcasters
  • Vampires to be Spellcasters
  • Spellcasters to be Vampires
  • Mermaids to be Spellcasters
  • Servos to be Spellcasters
  • Aliens to be Mermaids
  • Vampires to be Mermaids
  • Spellcasters to be Mermaids
  • Servos to be Vampires
  • Aliens to be Vampires
  • Mermaids to be Vampires

Your occult sims can become certain hybrids by normal means, which refers to:

  • Asking and Offering Rite of Ascension
  • Asking How to Use Magic
  • Ask To Turn into Vampire
  • Turn Into Vampire via Vampire Powers
  • Eating the Kelp and Going Into Water to be a Mermaid

CAULDRON POTIONS COST MONEY – ICEMUNMUN

This mod introduces a new feature where you can put a price on your freshly brewed potions—yes, you can now sell them! But that’s not all; you’ll also need to spend some simoleons to create your potions. Created by ICEMUNMUN, “The Cauldron Potions Cost Money” mod comes in five versions: regular price, 2x price, 3x price, 5x price, and 10x price. Additionally, you can sell all potions in retail stores with these price increments. Check out the potion price list below.

POTIONS

  • Potion of Forced Friendship – 200 ( 400, 600, 1000, 2000)
  • Potion of Prompt Resurrection – 1000 (2000, 3000, 5000, 10000)
  • Potion of Plentiful Needs – 50 (100, 150, 250, 500)
  • Potion of Masterful Insults – 100 (200, 300, 500, 1000)
  • Potion of Immortality – 2000 ( 4000, 6000, 10000, 20000)
  • Potion of Rejuvenation – 500 ( 1000, 1500, 2500, 5000)
  • Potion of the Transcendent Charmer – 300 ( 600, 900, 1500, 3000)
  • Potion of Good Fortune – 100 (200, 300, 500, 1000)
  • Potion of Magical Aura – 100 (200, 300, 500, 1000)
  • Potion of Emotional Stability – 100 (200, 300, 500, 1000)
  • Potion of Alluring Aura – 200 ( 400, 600, 1000, 2000)
  • Potion of Nausea – 75 ( 150, 225, 375, 750)
  • Potion of Curse Cleansing – 250 (500, 750, 1250, 2500)
  • Potion of Perk Purging – 300 ( 600, 900, 1500, 3000)
  • Potion of the Nimble Mind – 200 ( 400, 600, 1000, 2000)

SPELLCASTER CHILD CAN USE MAGIC – SIMS 4 MAGIC MODS

When The Sims 4 Realm of Magic was released, it only allowed teens and adults to practice magic, leaving the Henry Puffer storyline incomplete for younger sims. Fortunately, FERDIANASIMS has addressed this gap with a mod that lets child sims practice magic too! We’re excited to dive into gameplay and fully explore the Henry Puffer storyline.

You don’t need to worry about child sims facing any tragic consequences from using magic, as FERDIANASIMS has ensured their safety. Plus, this mod adds a fun twist: spellcaster kids can join a club with other young spellcasters to practice magic together. How adorable is that?

REALM OF MAGIC FAMILIAR ORB COMPUTER – TEKNIKAH

If you’re into off-the-grid gameplay and craving a true cottage witch experience, you’ll adore this mod by TEKNIKAH. The Realm of Magic Familiar Orb Computer allows your sims to use their magical crystal orbs as computers! This is perfect for those who prefer not to display a conventional computer in their enchanted home or witch academy. Plus, it’s a fantastic way to mix things up!

We love the concept of having spellcasters use their crystal orbs as computers. Not only does it look incredibly cool, but it also fits seamlessly with the Realm of Magic aesthetic.

AN OCCULT LAY LINE (NEW TRAIT) – R3M

Attention Simmers with the Get to Work, Vampires, Island Living, and Realm of Magic game packs! With the “Occult Lay Line” lot trait mod, your sims have a chance to conceive a baby who doesn’t necessarily match their own occult type. Intriguing, right? We’re kind of obsessed with this twist!

Here’s how it works: there’s a 20% chance that the baby will inherit the occult type from either parent. However, there’s an 80% chance that the baby will inherit a random occult type. It’s a fascinating way to mix things up! For a closer look at these different occult possibilities, check out the details below.

Example Case 1:

Packs: Get to Work, Vampires, Island Living
Parents: Alien + Vampire
Babies: Human 40%, Mermaid 40%, Alien 10%, Vampire 10%

Example Case 2:

Packs: Get to Work, Vampires
Parents: Human + Human
Babies: Alien 40%, Vampire 40%, Human 20%

Example Case 3:

Packs: Island Living
Parents: Mermaid + Mermaid
Babies: Human 80%, Mermaid 20%

Example Case 4:

Packs: Get to Work, Vampires, Island Living, Realm of Magic
Parents: Vampire + Spellcaster
Babies: Human 26.667%, Alien 26.667%, Mermaid 26.667%, Vampire 10%, Spellcaster 10%

MAXIS MATCH TAROT READING – SIMS 4 MAGIC MODS

Attention all tarot enthusiasts! With the new and intriguing mod by DEATHPOKE1QA CREATIONS, you can finally read tarot in The Sims 4! This enchanting mod features a floating deck that you can place on any tarot table, along with an override for the playing card texture and special tuning that updates the text when you interact with it.

The best part? This mod is fully compatible with the base game, so you don’t need The Sims 4 Realm of Magic pack to enjoy it. It includes 5 decorative objects and 7 versions of the tarot table. We’re beyond excited to add this captivating mod to our game!

WITCHCRAFT CAREER – SIMS 4 MAGIC MODS

Playing with spellcasters in The Sims 4 Realm of Magic is already fantastic, but imagine if your sims could actually pursue a career in witchcraft! Just picture it—a career in witchcraft would be so iconic that it’s hard to put into words. That’s why we were thrilled to discover this amazing mod by MIDNITETECH!

This incredible mod introduces a witchcraft career with 5 levels and 2 branches, each with 3 additional levels. Here’s what you can expect:

WITCHCRAFT BRANCH

  • Cauldron Cleaner
    This may not seem like it is an important job. But, if you do not clean the cauldron perfectly after use, the next spell cast could go very wrong…
  • Herbs Gatherer
    You better read up on herbs, as you have been tasked to gather them for the Coven! Just make sure you bring back the right herbs…
  • Coven Initiate
    You have finally been accepted into the coven, and can perform spells with the witches!
  • Spellcaster
    Congrats! You have become an expert in spellcasting!
  • Familiar Spirit Binder
    Now you must select a Familiar! But it will possess the spirit of a lost loved one, so choose carefully.

WHITE MAGIC WITCH BRANCH

  • Gardnerian Witch
    Focus on balance, reincarnation, and mystery traditions as a Gardenian witch!
  • Cottage Witch
    Your home is your sacred place as a cottage witch!
  • Elemental Witch
    As an elemental witch, you will invoke elemental energies to empower magical goals!

BLACK MAGIC WITCH BRANCH

  • Voodoo Spellcaster
    Who does now enjoy the power of Voodoo? You do!
  • Necromancer
    Communicate with the dead and summon spirits, but be aware of the consequences.
  • Master/Mistress of the Dark Arts
    You are now a true master/mistress of the dark arts. Sims fear you…

FAMILIAR INTERACTIONS – SIMSMODELSIMMER

Are you as frustrated as we are with the lackluster interactions between your sim spellcasters and their familiars? Thankfully, SIMSMODELSIMMER has come to the rescue with the Familiar Interactions mod! This enchanting mod allows your sims to request random magic tips from their trusty familiars or chat about magical creatures, dangerous spells, or untamed magic. We love how it makes familiars more than just decorative sidekicks.

Using this mod is a breeze: simply purchase a familiar from the magic realm shop, summon your sidekick, and click on them to access the familiar interactions menu. It’s that easy!

TS3 TO TS4 WANDS – PEANUTBUTTERJELLY

We all loved the wands from Realm of Magic, but eventually, the limited selection got a bit tiresome. That’s why we were thrilled to find this wand mod by PEANUTBUTTERJELLY! It allows us to match our spellcasters’ personalities with wands that truly suit them. This magical mod pack includes two types of wands: TS3 and TS4, with the latter being fully functional.

To find these wands in The Sims 4, search for “PBJelly” in the search box or look under “activities” and “miscellaneous.” If they don’t appear, make sure you have “bb.showhiddenobjects” enabled. And of course, you’ll need The Sims 4 Realm of Magic installed to use this mod. Once you have that, you’re all set!

MODULAR PORTAL MOD – SWEETTACOPLUMBOB

Attention Realm of Magic enthusiasts! This magical-core portal by SWEETTACOPLUMBOB will transport your gameplay to a whole new galaxy! This mod is a mesh edit of the original Realm of Magic portal, offering a versatile and enchanting addition to your game.

To make it work, be sure to enable the cheats “bb.moveobjects,” “testingcheats true,” and “bb.showhiddenobjects” before placing it. The mod includes three sets, each with one entrance, one exit, and one portal to the magic realm.

Once installed, you can find the portals in the miscellaneous section under the entertainment category. After placing them, they’ll come to life in live mode within a few seconds.

CONCLUSION

As you embark on your Simming journey, the magic mods available for The Sims 4 offer an unparalleled opportunity to enhance your gameplay experience. These mods introduce captivating new elements, expand existing features, and immerse you in a world of enchantment. Whether you’re seeking powerful spells, mystical creatures, or enchanting décor, the magic mod community has something to offer every Simmer.

By exploring these top-rated magic mods, you can unlock endless possibilities and create truly magical stories. So, why wait? Dive into the world of The Sims 4 magic mods and let your imagination soar!