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Turning 40 is a milestone worth celebrating in style, and the perfect gift can make it even more special. The best 40th-birthday gifts reflect the recipient’s personality and interests, ensuring they feel truly appreciated on their big day. Whether you’re shopping for a best friend, a hard-to-please family member, or a partner who seems to have everything, we’ve got something to impress them.

For a hassle-free option, a curated gift set is always a winner—especially if it includes indulgent beauty finds. Prefer a more personal touch? Create a themed gift box tailored to their interests, whether it’s a spa-inspired self-care kit, travel must-haves, or cozy home essentials. Personalized gifts, like a custom book or monogrammed accessories, show thoughtfulness and effort, making them extra meaningful. If you’re looking to go big—perhaps with a group gift or a luxurious splurge—an upscale item will leave a lasting impression.

Our golden rule for gifting? Choose something they wouldn’t typically buy for themselves but would be absolutely thrilled to receive. From thoughtful presents for women to fun finds for men and sentimental treasures for loved ones, our gift guide takes the guesswork out of shopping. Just don’t forget to top it off with a heartfelt, handwritten card they’ll cherish forever.

INSTANATURAL VITAMIN C TONER – $12.55 (AMAZON), $20.00

Give her skincare routine a refresh with this brightening toner. Infused with witch hazel, lavender, and botanical extracts, it helps cleanse and hydrate while combating signs of aging. One reviewer raved, “My skin looks hydrated and smoother instantly—so glad I tried this product!”

MOROCCANOIL SHOWER GEL CLEANSER – $20.00 (AMAZON, SEPHORA, MOROCCANOIL)

Treat her to a little luxury in the shower with this ultra-hydrating body wash. Former Shop TODAY editor Ellen Abraham describes it as “an affordable luxury that smells amazing and leaves your skin silky smooth.” Ideal for those with sensitive skin, this cleanser is a must-have.

AOA STUDIO PAW PAW COLLECTION GIFT SET – $25.55 (MISS A), $31.60

For the homebody who loves a little pampering, this set is a beauty lover’s dream. It includes cozy slippers, a highlighter set, a handheld mirror, and more for the ultimate self-care experience.

ANASTASIA BEVERLY HILLS MINI SPICE EYESHADOW PALETTE – $29.00 (ANASTASIA BEVERLY HILLS, ULTA, SEPHORA)

A makeup essential for everyday looks or glamorous nights out. Featuring warm and shimmery tones, this palette is a favorite among beauty lovers. Ellen Abraham says, “This timeless eyeshadow palette has everything you need for both natural and bold styles.”

DEARFOAMS EZ FEET SCUFF SLIPPER – $37.99 (WALMART)

After a long day, her feet will thank her for these ultra-cozy slippers. Made with 100% Australian sheepskin lining and plush cushioning, they provide ultimate comfort and warmth.

THE COMFY ORIGINAL OVERSIZED MICROFIBER & SHERPA WEARABLE BLANKET – $41.99 (AMAZON), $49.99 (QVC), $54.99

For someone who’s always cold, this wearable blanket is a game-changer. It’s oversized, ultra-soft, and perfect for lounging around the house—or even staying cozy outdoors.

BALA BANGLES – $55.00 (AMAZON, TARGET)

These stylish, adjustable weights add extra resistance to workouts, whether worn on wrists or ankles. A favorite among fitness enthusiasts, Bala Bangles are perfect for elevating her cardio sessions.

SAHIRA JEWELRY DESIGN DARIA HOOPS – $58.00 (SAHIRA)

A timeless jewelry piece, these tarnish-free gold hoops are a perfect addition to her accessory collection. Simple yet stylish, they’ll complement any outfit effortlessly.

ARTIS FINI COSMETIC BRUSH – $65.00 (HSN)

If she’s looking to upgrade her makeup tools, this premium blending brush is a must-have. Shop TODAY editor Rebecca Brown says, “I’d heard so much about Artis brushes—I tried it, and it’s hands down the best blending tool I own.”

SWEEJAR STORE PORCELAIN TEA SET – BRITISH ROYAL SERIES – $69.99 (AMAZON), $75.99

For lovers of historical dramas and elegant tea parties, this stunning tea set includes a teapot, teacups, saucers, a sugar bowl, a cream pitcher, and a stainless-steel strainer. Perfect for an afternoon of relaxation and conversation.

STILOSA ESPRESSO MACHINE BY DE’LONGHI – $75.99 (TARGET), $83.99, $99.95 (QVC)

A coffee lover’s dream! This compact yet powerful espresso machine makes barista-quality coffee at home. Senior Partnership Editor Francesca Cocchi Zabloudil says, “There’s truly no better way to start my day.”

RENÉE ROULEAU TRIPLE BERRY SMOOTHING PEEL – $88.50 (RENÉE ROULEAU)

This antioxidant-rich peel helps brighten and even skin tone, making it a skincare essential. “I use this peel weekly, and it has transformed my skin,” says Ellen Abraham.

VERA BRADLEY WEEKENDER TRAVEL BAG – $101.25 (VERA BRADLEY), $135.00

Spacious, stylish, and durable, this quilted weekender bag is perfect for quick getaways. Made of nylon, it’s lightweight yet sturdy—ideal for frequent travelers.

AERANGIS DISCOVERY JOURNEY GIFT SET – $110.00 (AERANGIS, ETSY)

If one candle isn’t enough, this set offers three signature scents, a wick trimmer, and a scent story card for a luxurious aromatherapy experience.

NEW YORK TIMES CUSTOM BIRTHDAY BOOK – $125.00 (UNCOMMON GOODS)

A thoughtful keepsake, this book compiles The New York Times front pages from every year since her birth—perfect for history buffs and nostalgic moments.

HATCH RESTORE SMART SLEEP ASSISTANT – $169.99 (HATCH)

For the woman who needs better sleep, this all-in-one device combines a sound machine, sunrise alarm, smart light, and meditation app to create the ultimate nighttime routine.

LILYSILK TRIMMED SILK WOMEN’S LONG-SLEEVE PAJAMA SET – $185.00 (LILYSILK)

Made from 100% grade 22 Momme Charmeuse silk, this ultra-luxurious pajama set is perfect for beauty sleep in style.

OSTRICHPILLOW GO NECK PILLOW – $69.00 (OSTRICHPILLOW, AMAZON)

Ideal for frequent travelers, this memory foam neck pillow offers 360-degree support for restful sleep—even on the most turbulent flights.

PERSONALIZED BOURBON BARREL FLIGHT WITH GLASSES – $85.00 (UNCOMMON GOODS)

For whiskey lovers and entertainers, this handcrafted bourbon barrel flight comes with four tasting glasses—perfect for a refined home bar setup.

EMBER TEMPERATURE CONTROL SMART MUG² – $121.99 (AMAZON), $127.99 (TARGET), $149.95 (QVC)

No more cold coffee! This smart mug keeps drinks at the perfect temperature for hours. One happy customer shared, “It truly keeps my beverage at the same set temperature long enough for me to enjoy every last drop at my own pace!”

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Ever heard a joke so bad, it’s actually kind of good? That’s the magic of dad jokes. These groan-worthy puns and cheesy one-liners are a beloved tradition, often delivered with a straight face and a twinkle in the eye. While they may not win any comedy awards, dad jokes have a unique ability to bring a smile to even the most serious faces. Get ready to cringe, chuckle, and maybe even groan a little as we dive into a collection of 197 of the best dad jokes that are actually quite amusing.

DAD JOKES ABOUT VACATION

Why don’t oysters go on vacation? Because they’re shellfish!
Why do cows love vacation? Because they can moo-ve freely!
Why did the math book go to the beach? To work on its tan!
What did the beach say when the tide came in? Long time, no sea!
Why did the computer go to the beach? To surf the net!

DAD JOKES ABOUT DRINKS

Why did the coffee call the cops? It got mugged!
What type of coffee does a vampire drink? Decoffin-ated!
How did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his tea before it was cool!
How does a coffee bean hit on someone? “Hey brew-tiful!”
Why is coffee so good at solving mysteries? Because it always has a latte clues!
What do you call a nervous cup of tea? Anxi-tea!
What’s coffee’s favorite type of music? R&Brew!
What do you call a sad cup of tea? Steeped in sorrow!
Why did the tea leaf avoid the hot water? It said, “I’m not ready to steep into that yet!”

DAD JOKES ABOUT READING

I’m reading a book about mazes. I got lost in it!
I’m reading a book about submarines. It’s super deep!
I’m reading a book about glue. I can’t seem to put it down!
I’m reading a book on clocks. It’s about time!
Let’s make a reservation at the library before they’re booked!
What’s a librarian’s favorite type of music? Shhh-mooth jazz!

DAD JOKES ABOUT SOCIAL MEDIA

Why did the scarecrow join LinkedIn? Because he wanted to become outstanding in his field!
What did the dad say when he couldn’t log into his social media account? “Looks like I’ll have to face(book) the music!”
Why did the dad take a ladder to his Instagram profile? Because he heard it had a lot of posts!
What do you call someone who gets easily annoyed in the comments section? An insta-grump.

DAD JOKES ABOUT FAMILIES

My son has his BA and his MA, but his PA still supports him.
My daughter’s fourth birthday was today. When she came to see me, I didn’t recognize her at first. I had never seen her be four.
I spent a lot of time, money, and effort childproofing my house, but the kids still get in.

DAD JOKES ABOUT CHORES

I’m really not into spring cleaning. Come to think of it, I’m not into summer, fall, or winter cleaning either.
I think I want a job cleaning mirrors. It’s just something I could really see myself doing.
When you clean a vacuum cleaner, you become a vacuum cleaner.
My wife and I were having an argument about whose turn it was to do the laundry. In the end, I threw in the towel.

CHEESY DAD JOKES

Why are pirates called pirates? They just ARRRR!
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten-tickles.
Why shouldn’t you tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears.
Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired.

CORNY DAD JOKES

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels.
Why can’t a leopard hide? He’s always spotted.
What’s the best thing about Switzerland? I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
Why did the orange lose the race? It ran out of juice.
What’s red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

DAD JOKES ABOUT TECHNOLOGY

What was the spider doing on the computer? He was making a web-site.
What did the computer have during his break time? He had a byte!
What shoes do computers love the most? Re-boots.
Why did the computer go to the dentist? To get his Bluetooth checked.

DAD JOKES THAT WILL MAKE YOU LAUGH

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
I went to buy some camouflage pants, but I couldn’t find any.
I was going to tell you a joke about time travel, but you didn’t like it.

DAD JOKES ABOUT HOUSES

How much does a chimney cost? Nothing, it’s on the house.
Can a frog jump higher than a house? Of course, a house can’t jump.
If your house is cold, just stand in the corner. It’s always 90 degrees there.

DAD JOKES THAT MAKE YOU THINK

I burnt my Hawaiian pizza last night. I guess I should have put it on aloha setting.
Don’t trust Adams. They make up everything.
What did the zero say to the eight? That belt looks good on you.

DAD JOKES ABOUT LOVE

We’re not socks. But I think we’d make a great pair.
Do you like vegetables? Because I love you from my head tomatoes.
Never laugh at your significant other’s choices — because you happen to be one of them.

DAD JOKES ABOUT SUMMER

What do you call a snowman in July? A puddle.
What do you call a Golden Retriever at the beach? A hot dog.
Why don’t fish go on summer vacation? Because they’re always in schools.

DAD JOKES ABOUT LAZINESS

Don’t get mad at lazy people. They didn’t do anything.
Interviewer: “Describe yourself in three words.” Interviewee: “Lazy.”
Want to hear a joke about procrastination? I’ll tell you later.

DAD JOKES ABOUT CARS

What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas? A Ford Siesta.
I couldn’t figure out how to fasten my seatbelt. Then it clicked.
What has 10 letters and starts with G-A-S? Automobile.

DAD JOKES ABOUT MONEY

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold, hard cash.
Where does 007 invest his money? In the bond market.
What did the comedian say when he walked into the bank? This is a standup.

DAD JOKES ABOUT MUSIC

What’s the best kind of music to listen to when fishing? Something catchy.
What kind of music do chiropractors like? Hip pop.
What kind of music does a boulder like? Rock ‘n’ roll.
Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it’s a soap opera.

DAD JOKES ABOUT BOOKS

What has a spine but no bones? A book.
What would happen if you threw all the books in the ocean? It would cause a title wave.
Did you hear that I’m reading a book about anti-gravity? It’s impossible to put down.

DAD JOKES ABOUT PARENTHOOD

“Today my son asked me, ‘Can I have a bookmark’? I burst into tears — he’s 12 years old and still doesn’t know my name!”
What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school? “Bison!”
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.

DAD JOKES ABOUT FATHER’S DAY

What did the baby computer say to its dad on Father’s Day? Happy Father’s Day, Data!
Why don’t they have Father’s Day sales? Because fathers are priceless.
Why did the kids give their dad a blanket for Father’s Day? Because they thought he was the coolest dad.

DAD JOKES ABOUT WORK

Why did the construction workers always bring a pencil to lunch? They wanted to draw their own conclusions!
Why did the sandwich get a promotion? Because he was the best thing since sliced bread.
Why did the employee get fired from the calendar factory? They took a day off.
I used to work for the paper business. But then it folded.
I got fired from my job as a taxi driver. It turns out nobody thought I was fare.

DAD JOKES ABOUT HAIRCUTS

How does the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it.
“Dad, did you get a haircut?” “No, I got them all cut!”

DAD JOKES THAT PROVOKE A GOOD-NATURED EYE ROLL

I recently visited the “World’s Tiniest Wind Turbine” exhibit. Honestly, not a big fan.
How do you follow Will Smith in the snow? You follow the fresh prints.

DAD JOKES ABOUT RELATIONSHIPS

My wife found a spider in our house and told me to take it out, so I did. We had a few drinks, pretty nice guy.
My wife screamed, “You haven’t heard a word I’ve said, have you?!” What a weird place to start a conversation.
My wife is mad I keep introducing her as my “ex-girlfriend”. So I went with “ex-fiancé” instead.
Wife: “Our new neighbor always kisses his wife when he leaves for work. Why don’t you do that?” Husband: “How can I? I don’t even know her.”
Why did Comic Sans divorce Times New Roman? He just wasn’t her type.

DAD JOKES ABOUT BEING OLD

What is a prize old people can win for aging? Atrophy.
Now that I’ve gotten older, everything’s finally starting to click for me. My knees, my back, my neck…
Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live.

DAD JOKES ABOUT GETTING OLDER

How is the moon like dentures? Both come out at night.
What do you call someone who enjoys Mondays? Retired.
If you lose something in a senior care home, don’t stop looking until you’ve searched every nook and granny.
An old woman is sitting at a bar when an older gentleman sits down beside her. “So,” he says, “Do I come here often?”

DAD JOKES ABOUT BODY & MIND

Dad: Well, you know what they say, the memory is the second thing to go. Son: What’s the first? Dad: I forget.
Stop thinking of them as “hot flashes.” Think of them as your inner child playing with matches.
I told my doctor I could only hear buzzing. He said don’t worry, it’s just a bug going around.

DAD JOKES ABOUT GETTING MARRIED

What do you call a melon that’s not allowed to get married? Can’t elope.
Did you hear about the two spiders who just got engaged? I hear they met on the web.
Did you hear about the two florists who got married? It was an arranged marriage.
Two cannonballs got married this morning. I hear they’re already expecting BBs.
I just saw two nuclear technicians getting married. The bride was radiant, and the groom was glowing.

DAD JOKES ABOUT WEDDINGS

I went to a really emotional wedding last week, even the cake was in tiers.
My antenna married my neighbor’s antenna. The wedding was not so good as this one, but the reception was fantastic!

DAD JOKES ABOUT CANDLES

Do you know why I get heartburn when I eat birthday cake? I always forget to blow out the candles!
Why do people put birthday candles on top of a birthday cake? Because you can’t put them on the bottom, can you?!
What kind of candle burns longer than others? None, silly — they all burn shorter.
Why do candles love birthdays? They like to get lit.

DAD JOKES FOR BIRTHDAYS

What happens if no one turns up to your birthday party? You get to have you cake and eat it, too.
Why didn’t the teddy bear eat any of its birthday cake? Because it was already stuffed!
Why don’t kids remember their past birthday parties? They’re too focused on the present!
What type of party do you throw for a dog’s birthday? A ball.
What are you if you go to a ghost birthday party? The life of the party!

DAD JOKES ABOUT SPORTS

Why does a pitcher raise one leg when he throws the ball? If he raises them both, he’d fall down.
Where does a majority of a hockey player’s salary come from? The tooth fairy.
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
Why did the football coach go to the bank? To get his quarter back.
What does a sprinter eat before a race? Nothing, they fast.
Why don’t football players were glasses? It’s a contact sport.
Why couldn’t the baby score in basketball? He was always dribbling.
What’s the best animal in soccer? A score-pion.

DAD JOKES ABOUT ANIMALS

Why couldn’t the pony sing a lullaby? Because she was a little horse.
What do you say when a chicken is looking at salad? Chicken sees a salad.
What do you call a dog magician? A labracadabrador.
Where would you find an elephant? The same place you lost her.
What’s a dog’s favorite super hero? Labra-Thor.
What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs Bunny!
A man arrives at a costume party with a girl on his back. “I am a turtle,” he says. “Who’s on your back?” “That’s Michelle.”
Why aren’t dogs allowed in bars? Because they can’t control their licker.
What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer.

DAD JOKES FOR KIDS

What’s brown and sticky? A stick.
I used to play piano by ear. Now I use my hands.
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school? Because she wanted to go to high school.
I asked the librarian if she knew of any authors who wrote dinosaur novels. She said, “Yes, try Sarah Topps.”
What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved.
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies!
Why can’t a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.
I was addicted to the Hokey Pokey…. but I turned myself around.

DAD JOKES ABOUT FOOD

Someone told me that it’s impossible to make a pun about vegetables. I said that’s not nececelery true.
My friend Jack claims he can communicate with vegetables. Jack and the beans talk!
Where do fruits go on vacation? Pear-is!
What did Baby Corn say to Mama Corn? Where’s Pop Corn?
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese.
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
I tried all morning to cook up an egg-related pun, but I couldn’t crack it.
How do you make an apple turnover? Push it downhill.

FUNNY DAD JOKES

What do you call a Frenchman who has been attacked by a cat? Claude.
My 6-year-old daughter has lined up all of her dolls towards the outdoor grill. Looks like she’s preparing some kind of barbie queue.
How can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator? Easy, one will see you later, the other will see you in a while.

SILLY DAD JOKES

What has five toes but isn’t your foot? My foot.
What looks like half a tree? The other half.
Two guys walked into a bar… the third one ducked.
Why do dads take an extra pair of socks when they play golf? In case they get a hole in one.

WORST DAD JOKES THAT WILL MAKE YOU LAUGH

Have you heard of the new sport called quiet tennis? It’s like normal tennis but without the racket.
Why did the god of thunder need to stretch his legs? He was a little Thor.
What’s the least spoken language? Sign language.
What building in your town has the most stories? The public library.
Claustrophobia is the fear of closed spaces. For example: I’m going to the beer store and I’m scared it will be closed.
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims.

CRINGIEST DAD JOKES

Did you hear the joke about paper? Never mind, it’s tear-able.
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed? Oh, sheet.
What was even more useful than the first telephone? The second telephone.
I’m afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered.
Went to the doctor with a suspicious-looking mole. He said they all look that way and I should have left him in the garden.

PUNNIEST DAD JOKES

Son: “Dad, can you please explain to me what a solar eclipse is?” Dad: “No sun.”
Why did the man fall down the well? He couldn’t see that well.
I once submitted 10 puns to a joke competition. I really thought with that many, one was sure to win. Sadly, no pun in ten did.
Where do you take someone who’s been in a peek-a-boo accident? The ICU.
Did you hear about the explosion at the cheese factory? There was nothing left but debris.
How does NASA organize a party? They planet.

BEST DAD JOKES THAT ARE ACTUALLY (KIND OF) FUNNY

As I get older, I remember all of the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide wasn’t the right choice.
Went to the bar tonight. Good times. Only a 15-minute walk. But the walk home took 45 minutes, the difference was staggering.
I recently took a pole. And found that 100% of the people in the tent were angry when it collapsed.

RANDOM DAD JOKES

Why don’t skeletons get out of town during the Halloween season? They don’t have the guts!
Why was the math book upset? It had too many problems.
How do you put together a space party? You planet.
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta
I wish I could tell you a joke about an elevator, but it’s an uplifting experience.
Why don’t airplanes ever get lost? Because they always wing it!
Why did the ghosts go to the party? It was all for the boos.
I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
I used to hate facial hair… but then it grew on me.
Why did the bicycle go to bed so early? It was two-tired!
Why are scientists so skeptical of atoms? Because they make up everything!