10 INCREDIBLY ADDICTIVE PAGE-TURNERS

Have you ever found yourself so absorbed in a book that the world around you seemed to disappear? The urge to socialize, eat, or even sleep starts to fade as you get lost in the story. That, in our opinion, is the true sign of a captivating read! We’ve put together a list of irresistible, stay-up-all-night page-turners, including the latest psychological thrillers, non-stop mysteries, and thrilling true crime books. Keep reading for a selection of exciting new reads, along with descriptions straight from the publishers.

WHERE THE FOREST MEETS THE STARS

by Glendy Vanderah

In this breathtaking debut novel, an enigmatic child brings two strangers together, teaching them how to trust, love, and heal.

After the loss of her mother and her own struggle with breast cancer, Joanna Teale returns to her research on nesting birds in rural Illinois, determined to prove that she has not been broken by her personal hardships. She immerses herself in her work, working tirelessly from dusk to dawn, until her solitary life is disrupted by the arrival of a mysterious child. The girl, barefoot and covered in bruises, calls herself Ursa and claims to have been sent from the stars to witness five miracles.

Suspicious of Ursa’s circumstances, Jo agrees to let her stay temporarily, hoping to learn more about the child’s past. To help uncover the truth, she enlists the help of her reclusive neighbor, Gabriel Nash. But as they spend more time together, the mysteries deepen. How can a young girl not only read but understand Shakespeare? Why do remarkable events seem to occur whenever she’s around? And why does Jo and Gabe’s search for missing children seem to have stopped?

As the summer comes to an end and Ursa draws closer to her fifth miracle, the child’s haunting past begins to catch up with them all. With their painful secrets exposed, Jo, Gabe, and Ursa must confront difficult decisions. Ultimately, their fates will be determined by forces beyond their control—guided by the stars.

She Lies in Wait

by Gytha Lodge

Six friends. One killer. Who can you trust? A missing teen’s disappearance after a night of partying sets off a chilling investigation, and thirty years later, the discovery of her body reopens an unsolved case in this gripping thriller.

On a scorching July night in 1983, a group of teenagers heads into the forest for a camping trip. Full of promise and potential, they are at the cusp of adulthood, and Aurora Jackson, the youngest of the group, is thrilled to be included. The night begins like any other—drinks, dancing, arguments, kisses—but by morning, Aurora is gone. Her friends claim she was safe the last time they saw her, peacefully settling down for sleep. Despite a thorough investigation, no trace of the girl is found.

Three decades later, Aurora’s body is discovered in a secluded spot known only to the six friends. Detective Jonah Sheens, who was a young cop in the small town back then, is assigned to the case. He had known the teens, including Aurora, before the investigation began, and he is determined to finally uncover the truth behind her disappearance. As Sheens digs into the past, the members of the camping group are drawn back to the forest, where they will confront the dark secrets of that night—a night that left one of them dead and the others forever scarred.

This compelling, psychologically intense novel introduces Detective Chief Inspector Jonah Sheens and marks the start of a thrilling new series from a talented new author. Perfect for fans of Tana French and Kate Atkinson.

The Hiding Place

C. J. Tudor

The gripping second novel from the author of The Chalk Man, The Hiding Place follows a teacher with a secret agenda as he returns to the school he once attended, only to unearth a far darker mystery than he could have ever imagined.

Joe never intended to return to Arnhill. After the betrayal, the suicide, the murder, and his sister’s disappearance, the last thing he wanted was to go back to the town that haunted him. But fate has other plans. When a tragic incident involving a young boy named Morton occurs, it becomes clear that what happened to Joe’s sister all those years ago is happening again—and Joe knows exactly who is to blame.

Lying his way into a teaching job at his old high school is the least of his challenges. Confronting old friends who are far from thrilled about his return, all while staying one step ahead of enemies made over the years, is far more difficult. But the hardest part will be returning to the abandoned mine where it all began, and finally facing the terrifying, life-changing truth about Arnhill, his sister, and the dark secrets he’s been running from. For Joe, the worst moment of his life wasn’t the day his sister vanished. It was the day she came back.

C. J. Tudor’s The Hiding Place combines chilling psychological suspense, a complex and twisting mystery, and shocking revelations, making for a thrilling read that will captivate even the most seasoned fans of the genre.

THE WINTER SISTER

The Winter Sister sounds like a gripping and emotional read! The mix of suspense, family dynamics, and long-buried secrets creates a compelling premise. The protagonist, Sylvie, is not only dealing with the lingering mystery of her sister’s murder but also with the challenging relationship with her mother, making for an emotionally charged story. The added twist of Sylvie’s guilt and Ben’s involvement heightens the tension. It’s a story about confronting the past and the secrets that shape families, which is bound to be both heart-wrenching and thought-provoking. Have you read it, or is it something you’re considering?

Two Can Keep a Secret


By Karen M. McManus

Echo Ridge is a small town with a big reputation. Ellery has heard the stories—her aunt went missing there at seventeen, and only five years ago, a homecoming queen’s murder made headlines. Now, Ellery has no choice but to move there and live with a grandmother she hardly knows.

The town may look perfect on the outside, but beneath the surface, it’s hiding a web of secrets. Before Ellery even starts school, someone sends a chilling message: homecoming will be as dangerous as it was five years ago. And sure enough, another girl disappears, proving that history might be repeating itself.

Ellery is no stranger to secrets. Her mother has them, her grandmother has them, and soon, Ellery realizes that nearly everyone in Echo Ridge is concealing something. But secrets are dangerous, and in a town like this, it’s clear: the best way to survive is to keep your secrets close—and never trust anyone who tells you theirs.

I’ll Be Gone in the Dark


By Michelle McNamara

For over a decade, a brutal and elusive predator terrorized Northern California, committing fifty sexual assaults before moving south to carry out ten horrifying murders. Despite the best efforts of local law enforcement and seasoned detectives, the criminal, known as the “Golden State Killer,” remained undetected and disappeared without a trace.

Thirty years later, true crime journalist Michelle McNamara, who ran the popular website TrueCrimeDiary.com, became obsessed with solving the case. Fueled by a deep drive to uncover the identity of this violent psychopath, McNamara sifted through police reports, spoke with victims, and immersed herself in online communities dedicated to the hunt for the killer.

I’ll Be Gone in the Dark is a haunting chronicle of McNamara’s relentless pursuit of justice. It provides a chilling snapshot of a dark chapter in American history while also offering an intimate look at the woman whose obsession led to an extraordinary breakthrough. McNamara’s investigation helped reveal the Golden State Killer’s identity, fulfilling her dream and cementing the book as a modern true crime classic, celebrated for its originality and emotional depth.

BEARSKIN

Bearskin by James A. McLaughlin sounds like a gripping, suspense-filled novel with a strong sense of place and atmosphere. The story of Rice Moore, a man on the run from dangerous cartel figures, trying to find peace in the quiet Appalachian wilderness, is intriguing. The conflict between his need for solitude and the looming danger he faces from poachers, law enforcement, and his past makes for an intense narrative. McLaughlin’s ability to evoke the beauty and danger of the environment adds a layer of tension that likely amplifies the novel’s slow burn. It seems like one of those books that builds suspense gradually, making you feel the weight of each decision Rice makes. Have you read it, or are you considering it for your reading list?

Give Me Your Hand


by Megan Abbott

A life-altering secret shatters an unlikely friendship in this gripping psychological thriller from Edgar Award-winning author Megan Abbott, praised as “magnetic” by Meg Wolitzer.

You shared everything. Then she shared too much.

Kit has clawed her way to the top of her field and is on the verge of achieving all her dreams. She’s fought tirelessly to get here, never letting anything get in her way.

But now, Diane stands between her and her future. Once inseparable best friends, their shared drive for success once bonded them. Until Diane revealed a shocking secret—the darkest thing she’d ever done, something beyond Kit’s worst imaginings—and their bond shattered beyond repair.

Kit remains the sole keeper of Diane’s secret. But now, Diane knows something about Kit—something that could ruin everything Kit has fought for.

How far will Kit go to make every sacrifice and ounce of hard work worthwhile? What will she be willing to give up? Diane believes Kit is just as ruthless as she is. Perhaps she’s right.
Ambition is in their blood.

The Silent Patient

The Silent Patient by Alex Michaelides seems like an intense psychological thriller! The premise of Alicia, a famous artist, shooting her husband and then refusing to speak again is captivating. I can imagine how the mystery of her silence would pull readers in, especially with Theo, the criminal psychotherapist, trying to unravel the reasons behind the shooting. The story seems to dive deep into the mind of the characters, and with the plot involving both Alicia’s past and Theo’s motivations, there’s potential for unexpected twists. What do you think of the story so far?

The Hunting Party

The Hunting Party by Lucy Foley sounds like a perfect mix of suspense, mystery, and a touch of nostalgia, with an intriguing premise set in the remote Scottish Highlands. The tension among old friends, the looming secrets, and the tragic event that unfolds creates a captivating setup. Have you read it already, or are you just diving into the plot now?













197 BEST DAD JOKES THAT ARE ACTUALLY QUITE AMUSING

Ever heard a joke so bad, it’s actually kind of good? That’s the magic of dad jokes. These groan-worthy puns and cheesy one-liners are a beloved tradition, often delivered with a straight face and a twinkle in the eye. While they may not win any comedy awards, dad jokes have a unique ability to bring a smile to even the most serious faces. Get ready to cringe, chuckle, and maybe even groan a little as we dive into a collection of 197 of the best dad jokes that are actually quite amusing.

DAD JOKES ABOUT VACATION

  • Why don’t oysters go on vacation? Because they’re shellfish!
  • Why do cows love vacation? Because they can moo-ve freely!
  • Why did the math book go to the beach? To work on its tan!
  • What did the beach say when the tide came in? Long time, no sea!
  • Why did the computer go to the beach? To surf the net!

DAD JOKES ABOUT DRINKS

  • Why did the coffee call the cops? It got mugged!
  • What type of coffee does a vampire drink? Decoffin-ated!
  • How did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his tea before it was cool!
  • How does a coffee bean hit on someone? “Hey brew-tiful!”
  • Why is coffee so good at solving mysteries? Because it always has a latte clues!
  • What do you call a nervous cup of tea? Anxi-tea!
  • What’s coffee’s favorite type of music? R&Brew!
  • What do you call a sad cup of tea? Steeped in sorrow!
  • Why did the tea leaf avoid the hot water? It said, “I’m not ready to steep into that yet!”

DAD JOKES ABOUT READING

  • I’m reading a book about mazes. I got lost in it!
  • I’m reading a book about submarines. It’s super deep!
  • I’m reading a book about glue. I can’t seem to put it down!
  • I’m reading a book on clocks. It’s about time!
  • Let’s make a reservation at the library before they’re booked!
  • What’s a librarian’s favorite type of music? Shhh-mooth jazz!

DAD JOKES ABOUT SOCIAL MEDIA

  • Why did the scarecrow join LinkedIn? Because he wanted to become outstanding in his field!
  • What did the dad say when he couldn’t log into his social media account? “Looks like I’ll have to face(book) the music!”
  • Why did the dad take a ladder to his Instagram profile? Because he heard it had a lot of posts!
  • What do you call someone who gets easily annoyed in the comments section? An insta-grump.

DAD JOKES ABOUT FAMILIES

  • My son has his BA and his MA, but his P­A still supports him.
  • My daughter’s fourth birthday was today. When she came to see me, I didn’t recognize her at first. I had never seen her be four.
  • I spent a lot of time, money, and effort childproofing my house, but the kids still get in.

DAD JOKES ABOUT CHORES

  • I’m really not into spring cleaning. Come to think of it, I’m not into summer, fall, or winter cleaning either.
  • I think I want a job cleaning mirrors. It’s just something I could really see myself doing.
  • When you clean a vacuum cleaner, you become a vacuum cleaner.
  • My wife and I were having an argument about whose turn it was to do the laundry. In the end, I threw in the towel.

CHEESY DAD JOKES

  • Why are pirates called pirates? They just ARRRR!
  • How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten-tickles.
  • Why shouldn’t you tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears.
  • Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired.

CORNY DAD JOKES

  • Why do seagulls fly over the sea? If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels.
  • Why can’t a leopard hide? He’s always spotted.
  • What’s the best thing about Switzerland? I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
  • Why did the orange lose the race? It ran out of juice.
  • What’s red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

DAD JOKES ABOUT TECHNOLOGY

  • What was the spider doing on the computer? He was making a web-site.
  • What did the computer have during his break time? He had a byte!
  • What shoes do computers love the most? Re-boots.
  • Why did the computer go to the dentist? To get his Bluetooth checked.

DAD JOKES THAT WILL MAKE YOU LAUGH

  • I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
  • I went to buy some camouflage pants, but I couldn’t find any.
  • I was going to tell you a joke about time travel, but you didn’t like it.

DAD JOKES ABOUT HOUSES

  • How much does a chimney cost? Nothing, it’s on the house.
  • Can a frog jump higher than a house? Of course, a house can’t jump.
  • If your house is cold, just stand in the corner. It’s always 90 degrees there.

DAD JOKES THAT MAKE YOU THINK

  • I burnt my Hawaiian pizza last night. I guess I should have put it on aloha setting.
  • Don’t trust Adams. They make up everything.
  • What did the zero say to the eight? That belt looks good on you.

DAD JOKES ABOUT LOVE

  • We’re not socks. But I think we’d make a great pair.
  • Do you like vegetables? Because I love you from my head tomatoes.
  • Never laugh at your significant other’s choices — because you happen to be one of them.

DAD JOKES ABOUT SUMMER

  • What do you call a snowman in July? A puddle.
  • What do you call a Golden Retriever at the beach? A hot dog.
  • Why don’t fish go on summer vacation? Because they’re always in schools.

DAD JOKES ABOUT LAZINESS

  • Don’t get mad at lazy people. They didn’t do anything.
  • Interviewer: “Describe yourself in three words.” Interviewee: “Lazy.”
  • Want to hear a joke about procrastination? I’ll tell you later.

DAD JOKES ABOUT CARS

  • What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas? A Ford Siesta.
  • I couldn’t figure out how to fasten my seatbelt. Then it clicked.
  • What has 10 letters and starts with G-A-S? Automobile.

DAD JOKES ABOUT MONEY

  • Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold, hard cash.
  • Where does 007 invest his money? In the bond market.
  • What did the comedian say when he walked into the bank? This is a standup.

DAD JOKES ABOUT MUSIC

  • What’s the best kind of music to listen to when fishing? Something catchy.
  • What kind of music do chiropractors like? Hip pop.
  • What kind of music does a boulder like? Rock ‘n’ roll.
  • Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it’s a soap opera.

DAD JOKES ABOUT BOOKS

  • What has a spine but no bones? A book.
  • What would happen if you threw all the books in the ocean? It would cause a title wave.
  • Did you hear that I’m reading a book about anti-gravity? It’s impossible to put down.

DAD JOKES ABOUT PARENTHOOD

  • “Today my son asked me, ‘Can I have a bookmark’? I burst into tears — he’s 12 years old and still doesn’t know my name!”
  • What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school? “Bison!”
  • When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.

DAD JOKES ABOUT FATHER’S DAY

  • What did the baby computer say to its dad on Father’s Day? Happy Father’s Day, Data!
  • Why don’t they have Father’s Day sales? Because fathers are priceless.
  • Why did the kids give their dad a blanket for Father’s Day? Because they thought he was the coolest dad.

DAD JOKES ABOUT WORK

  • Why did the construction workers always bring a pencil to lunch? They wanted to draw their own conclusions!
  • Why did the sandwich get a promotion? Because he was the best thing since sliced bread.
  • Why did the employee get fired from the calendar factory? They took a day off.
  • I used to work for the paper business. But then it folded.
  • I got fired from my job as a taxi driver. It turns out nobody thought I was fare.

DAD JOKES ABOUT HAIRCUTS

  • How does the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it.
  • “Dad, did you get a haircut?” “No, I got them all cut!”

DAD JOKES THAT PROVOKE A GOOD-NATURED EYE ROLL

  • I recently visited the “World’s Tiniest Wind Turbine” exhibit. Honestly, not a big fan.
  • How do you follow Will Smith in the snow? You follow the fresh prints.

DAD JOKES ABOUT RELATIONSHIPS

  • My wife found a spider in our house and told me to take it out, so I did. We had a few drinks, pretty nice guy.
  • My wife screamed, “You haven’t heard a word I’ve said, have you?!” What a weird place to start a conversation.
  • My wife is mad I keep introducing her as my “ex-girlfriend”. So I went with “ex-fiancé” instead.
  • Wife: “Our new neighbor always kisses his wife when he leaves for work. Why don’t you do that?” Husband: “How can I? I don’t even know her.”
  • Why did Comic Sans divorce Times New Roman? He just wasn’t her type.

DAD JOKES ABOUT BEING OLD

  • What is a prize old people can win for aging? Atrophy.
  • Now that I’ve gotten older, everything’s finally starting to click for me. My knees, my back, my neck…
  • Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live.

DAD JOKES ABOUT GETTING OLDER

  • How is the moon like dentures? Both come out at night.
  • What do you call someone who enjoys Mondays? Retired.
  • If you lose something in a senior care home, don’t stop looking until you’ve searched every nook and granny.
  • An old woman is sitting at a bar when an older gentleman sits down beside her. “So,” he says, “Do I come here often?”

DAD JOKES ABOUT BODY & MIND

  • Dad: Well, you know what they say, the memory is the second thing to go. Son: What’s the first? Dad: I forget.
  • Stop thinking of them as “hot flashes.” Think of them as your inner child playing with matches.
  • I told my doctor I could only hear buzzing. He said don’t worry, it’s just a bug going around.

DAD JOKES ABOUT GETTING MARRIED

  • What do you call a melon that’s not allowed to get married? Can’t elope.
  • Did you hear about the two spiders who just got engaged? I hear they met on the web.
  • Did you hear about the two florists who got married? It was an arranged marriage.
  • Two cannonballs got married this morning. I hear they’re already expecting BBs.
  • I just saw two nuclear technicians getting married. The bride was radiant, and the groom was glowing.

DAD JOKES ABOUT WEDDINGS

  • I went to a really emotional wedding last week, even the cake was in tiers.
  • My antenna married my neighbor’s antenna. The wedding was not so good as this one, but the reception was fantastic!

DAD JOKES ABOUT CANDLES

  • Do you know why I get heartburn when I eat birthday cake? I always forget to blow out the candles!
  • Why do people put birthday candles on top of a birthday cake? Because you can’t put them on the bottom, can you?!
  • What kind of candle burns longer than others? None, silly — they all burn shorter.
  • Why do candles love birthdays? They like to get lit.

DAD JOKES FOR BIRTHDAYS

  • What happens if no one turns up to your birthday party? You get to have you cake and eat it, too.
  • Why didn’t the teddy bear eat any of its birthday cake? Because it was already stuffed!
  • Why don’t kids remember their past birthday parties? They’re too focused on the present!
  • What type of party do you throw for a dog’s birthday? A ball.
  • What are you if you go to a ghost birthday party? The life of the party!

DAD JOKES ABOUT SPORTS

  • Why does a pitcher raise one leg when he throws the ball? If he raises them both, he’d fall down.
  • Where does a majority of a hockey player’s salary come from? The tooth fairy.
  • I kept wondering why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
  • Why did the football coach go to the bank? To get his quarter back.
  • What does a sprinter eat before a race? Nothing, they fast.
  • Why don’t football players were glasses? It’s a contact sport.
  • Why couldn’t the baby score in basketball? He was always dribbling.
  • What’s the best animal in soccer? A score-pion.

DAD JOKES ABOUT ANIMALS

  • Why couldn’t the pony sing a lullaby? Because she was a little horse.
  • What do you say when a chicken is looking at salad? Chicken sees a salad.
  • What do you call a dog magician? A labracadabrador.
  • Where would you find an elephant? The same place you lost her.
  • What’s a dog’s favorite super hero? Labra-Thor.
  • What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs Bunny!
  • A man arrives at a costume party with a girl on his back. “I am a turtle,” he says. “Who’s on your back?” “That’s Michelle.”
  • Why aren’t dogs allowed in bars? Because they can’t control their licker.
  • What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer.

DAD JOKES FOR KIDS

  • What’s brown and sticky? A stick.
  • I used to play piano by ear. Now I use my hands.
  • Why did the kid bring a ladder to school? Because she wanted to go to high school.
  • I asked the librarian if she knew of any authors who wrote dinosaur novels. She said, “Yes, try Sarah Topps.”
  • What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved.
  • What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies!
  • Why can’t a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.
  • I was addicted to the Hokey Pokey…. but I turned myself around.

DAD JOKES ABOUT FOOD

  • Someone told me that it’s impossible to make a pun about vegetables. I said that’s not nececelery true.
  • My friend Jack claims he can communicate with vegetables. Jack and the beans talk!
  • Where do fruits go on vacation? Pear-is!
  • What did Baby Corn say to Mama Corn? Where’s Pop Corn?
  • What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese.
  • What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
  • I tried all morning to cook up an egg-related pun, but I couldn’t crack it.
  • How do you make an apple turnover? Push it downhill.

FUNNY DAD JOKES

  • What do you call a Frenchman who has been attacked by a cat? Claude.
  • My 6-year-old daughter has lined up all of her dolls towards the outdoor grill. Looks like she’s preparing some kind of barbie queue.
  • How can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator? Easy, one will see you later, the other will see you in a while.

SILLY DAD JOKES

  • What has five toes but isn’t your foot? My foot.
  • What looks like half a tree? The other half.
  • Two guys walked into a bar… the third one ducked.
  • Why do dads take an extra pair of socks when they play golf? In case they get a hole in one.

WORST DAD JOKES THAT WILL MAKE YOU LAUGH

  • Have you heard of the new sport called quiet tennis? It’s like normal tennis but without the racket.
  • Why did the god of thunder need to stretch his legs? He was a little Thor.
  • What’s the least spoken language? Sign language.
  • What building in your town has the most stories? The public library.
  • Claustrophobia is the fear of closed spaces. For example: I’m going to the beer store and I’m scared it will be closed.
  • If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims.

CRINGIEST DAD JOKES

  • Did you hear the joke about paper? Never mind, it’s tear-able.
  • What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
  • What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed? Oh, sheet.
  • What was even more useful than the first telephone? The second telephone.
  • I’m afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered.
  • Went to the doctor with a suspicious-looking mole. He said they all look that way and I should have left him in the garden.

PUNNIEST DAD JOKES

  • Son: “Dad, can you please explain to me what a solar eclipse is?” Dad: “No sun.”
  • Why did the man fall down the well? He couldn’t see that well.
  • I once submitted 10 puns to a joke competition. I really thought with that many, one was sure to win. Sadly, no pun in ten did.
  • Where do you take someone who’s been in a peek-a-boo accident? The ICU.
  • Did you hear about the explosion at the cheese factory? There was nothing left but debris.
  • How does NASA organize a party? They planet.

BEST DAD JOKES THAT ARE ACTUALLY (KIND OF) FUNNY

  • As I get older, I remember all of the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide wasn’t the right choice.
  • Went to the bar tonight. Good times. Only a 15-minute walk. But the walk home took 45 minutes, the difference was staggering.
  • I recently took a pole. And found that 100% of the people in the tent were angry when it collapsed.

RANDOM DAD JOKES

  • Why don’t skeletons get out of town during the Halloween season? They don’t have the guts!
  • Why was the math book upset? It had too many problems.
  • How do you put together a space party? You planet.
  • What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta
  • I wish I could tell you a joke about an elevator, but it’s an uplifting experience.
  • Why don’t airplanes ever get lost? Because they always wing it!
  • Why did the ghosts go to the party? It was all for the boos.
  • I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
  • I used to hate facial hair… but then it grew on me.
  • Why did the bicycle go to bed so early? It was two-tired!
  • Why are scientists so skeptical of atoms? Because they make up everything!