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Ever heard a joke so bad, it’s actually kind of good? That’s the magic of dad jokes. These groan-worthy puns and cheesy one-liners are a beloved tradition, often delivered with a straight face and a twinkle in the eye. While they may not win any comedy awards, dad jokes have a unique ability to bring a smile to even the most serious faces. Get ready to cringe, chuckle, and maybe even groan a little as we dive into a collection of 197 of the best dad jokes that are actually quite amusing.

DAD JOKES ABOUT VACATION

Why don’t oysters go on vacation? Because they’re shellfish!
Why do cows love vacation? Because they can moo-ve freely!
Why did the math book go to the beach? To work on its tan!
What did the beach say when the tide came in? Long time, no sea!
Why did the computer go to the beach? To surf the net!

DAD JOKES ABOUT DRINKS

Why did the coffee call the cops? It got mugged!
What type of coffee does a vampire drink? Decoffin-ated!
How did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his tea before it was cool!
How does a coffee bean hit on someone? “Hey brew-tiful!”
Why is coffee so good at solving mysteries? Because it always has a latte clues!
What do you call a nervous cup of tea? Anxi-tea!
What’s coffee’s favorite type of music? R&Brew!
What do you call a sad cup of tea? Steeped in sorrow!
Why did the tea leaf avoid the hot water? It said, “I’m not ready to steep into that yet!”

DAD JOKES ABOUT READING

I’m reading a book about mazes. I got lost in it!
I’m reading a book about submarines. It’s super deep!
I’m reading a book about glue. I can’t seem to put it down!
I’m reading a book on clocks. It’s about time!
Let’s make a reservation at the library before they’re booked!
What’s a librarian’s favorite type of music? Shhh-mooth jazz!

DAD JOKES ABOUT SOCIAL MEDIA

Why did the scarecrow join LinkedIn? Because he wanted to become outstanding in his field!
What did the dad say when he couldn’t log into his social media account? “Looks like I’ll have to face(book) the music!”
Why did the dad take a ladder to his Instagram profile? Because he heard it had a lot of posts!
What do you call someone who gets easily annoyed in the comments section? An insta-grump.

DAD JOKES ABOUT FAMILIES

My son has his BA and his MA, but his PA still supports him.
My daughter’s fourth birthday was today. When she came to see me, I didn’t recognize her at first. I had never seen her be four.
I spent a lot of time, money, and effort childproofing my house, but the kids still get in.

DAD JOKES ABOUT CHORES

I’m really not into spring cleaning. Come to think of it, I’m not into summer, fall, or winter cleaning either.
I think I want a job cleaning mirrors. It’s just something I could really see myself doing.
When you clean a vacuum cleaner, you become a vacuum cleaner.
My wife and I were having an argument about whose turn it was to do the laundry. In the end, I threw in the towel.

CHEESY DAD JOKES

Why are pirates called pirates? They just ARRRR!
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten-tickles.
Why shouldn’t you tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears.
Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired.

CORNY DAD JOKES

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels.
Why can’t a leopard hide? He’s always spotted.
What’s the best thing about Switzerland? I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
Why did the orange lose the race? It ran out of juice.
What’s red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

DAD JOKES ABOUT TECHNOLOGY

What was the spider doing on the computer? He was making a web-site.
What did the computer have during his break time? He had a byte!
What shoes do computers love the most? Re-boots.
Why did the computer go to the dentist? To get his Bluetooth checked.

DAD JOKES THAT WILL MAKE YOU LAUGH

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
I went to buy some camouflage pants, but I couldn’t find any.
I was going to tell you a joke about time travel, but you didn’t like it.

DAD JOKES ABOUT HOUSES

How much does a chimney cost? Nothing, it’s on the house.
Can a frog jump higher than a house? Of course, a house can’t jump.
If your house is cold, just stand in the corner. It’s always 90 degrees there.

DAD JOKES THAT MAKE YOU THINK

I burnt my Hawaiian pizza last night. I guess I should have put it on aloha setting.
Don’t trust Adams. They make up everything.
What did the zero say to the eight? That belt looks good on you.

DAD JOKES ABOUT LOVE

We’re not socks. But I think we’d make a great pair.
Do you like vegetables? Because I love you from my head tomatoes.
Never laugh at your significant other’s choices — because you happen to be one of them.

DAD JOKES ABOUT SUMMER

What do you call a snowman in July? A puddle.
What do you call a Golden Retriever at the beach? A hot dog.
Why don’t fish go on summer vacation? Because they’re always in schools.

DAD JOKES ABOUT LAZINESS

Don’t get mad at lazy people. They didn’t do anything.
Interviewer: “Describe yourself in three words.” Interviewee: “Lazy.”
Want to hear a joke about procrastination? I’ll tell you later.

DAD JOKES ABOUT CARS

What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas? A Ford Siesta.
I couldn’t figure out how to fasten my seatbelt. Then it clicked.
What has 10 letters and starts with G-A-S? Automobile.

DAD JOKES ABOUT MONEY

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold, hard cash.
Where does 007 invest his money? In the bond market.
What did the comedian say when he walked into the bank? This is a standup.

DAD JOKES ABOUT MUSIC

What’s the best kind of music to listen to when fishing? Something catchy.
What kind of music do chiropractors like? Hip pop.
What kind of music does a boulder like? Rock ‘n’ roll.
Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it’s a soap opera.

DAD JOKES ABOUT BOOKS

What has a spine but no bones? A book.
What would happen if you threw all the books in the ocean? It would cause a title wave.
Did you hear that I’m reading a book about anti-gravity? It’s impossible to put down.

DAD JOKES ABOUT PARENTHOOD

“Today my son asked me, ‘Can I have a bookmark’? I burst into tears — he’s 12 years old and still doesn’t know my name!”
What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school? “Bison!”
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.

DAD JOKES ABOUT FATHER’S DAY

What did the baby computer say to its dad on Father’s Day? Happy Father’s Day, Data!
Why don’t they have Father’s Day sales? Because fathers are priceless.
Why did the kids give their dad a blanket for Father’s Day? Because they thought he was the coolest dad.

DAD JOKES ABOUT WORK

Why did the construction workers always bring a pencil to lunch? They wanted to draw their own conclusions!
Why did the sandwich get a promotion? Because he was the best thing since sliced bread.
Why did the employee get fired from the calendar factory? They took a day off.
I used to work for the paper business. But then it folded.
I got fired from my job as a taxi driver. It turns out nobody thought I was fare.

DAD JOKES ABOUT HAIRCUTS

How does the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it.
“Dad, did you get a haircut?” “No, I got them all cut!”

DAD JOKES THAT PROVOKE A GOOD-NATURED EYE ROLL

I recently visited the “World’s Tiniest Wind Turbine” exhibit. Honestly, not a big fan.
How do you follow Will Smith in the snow? You follow the fresh prints.

DAD JOKES ABOUT RELATIONSHIPS

My wife found a spider in our house and told me to take it out, so I did. We had a few drinks, pretty nice guy.
My wife screamed, “You haven’t heard a word I’ve said, have you?!” What a weird place to start a conversation.
My wife is mad I keep introducing her as my “ex-girlfriend”. So I went with “ex-fiancé” instead.
Wife: “Our new neighbor always kisses his wife when he leaves for work. Why don’t you do that?” Husband: “How can I? I don’t even know her.”
Why did Comic Sans divorce Times New Roman? He just wasn’t her type.

DAD JOKES ABOUT BEING OLD

What is a prize old people can win for aging? Atrophy.
Now that I’ve gotten older, everything’s finally starting to click for me. My knees, my back, my neck…
Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live.

DAD JOKES ABOUT GETTING OLDER

How is the moon like dentures? Both come out at night.
What do you call someone who enjoys Mondays? Retired.
If you lose something in a senior care home, don’t stop looking until you’ve searched every nook and granny.
An old woman is sitting at a bar when an older gentleman sits down beside her. “So,” he says, “Do I come here often?”

DAD JOKES ABOUT BODY & MIND

Dad: Well, you know what they say, the memory is the second thing to go. Son: What’s the first? Dad: I forget.
Stop thinking of them as “hot flashes.” Think of them as your inner child playing with matches.
I told my doctor I could only hear buzzing. He said don’t worry, it’s just a bug going around.

DAD JOKES ABOUT GETTING MARRIED

What do you call a melon that’s not allowed to get married? Can’t elope.
Did you hear about the two spiders who just got engaged? I hear they met on the web.
Did you hear about the two florists who got married? It was an arranged marriage.
Two cannonballs got married this morning. I hear they’re already expecting BBs.
I just saw two nuclear technicians getting married. The bride was radiant, and the groom was glowing.

DAD JOKES ABOUT WEDDINGS

I went to a really emotional wedding last week, even the cake was in tiers.
My antenna married my neighbor’s antenna. The wedding was not so good as this one, but the reception was fantastic!

DAD JOKES ABOUT CANDLES

Do you know why I get heartburn when I eat birthday cake? I always forget to blow out the candles!
Why do people put birthday candles on top of a birthday cake? Because you can’t put them on the bottom, can you?!
What kind of candle burns longer than others? None, silly — they all burn shorter.
Why do candles love birthdays? They like to get lit.

DAD JOKES FOR BIRTHDAYS

What happens if no one turns up to your birthday party? You get to have you cake and eat it, too.
Why didn’t the teddy bear eat any of its birthday cake? Because it was already stuffed!
Why don’t kids remember their past birthday parties? They’re too focused on the present!
What type of party do you throw for a dog’s birthday? A ball.
What are you if you go to a ghost birthday party? The life of the party!

DAD JOKES ABOUT SPORTS

Why does a pitcher raise one leg when he throws the ball? If he raises them both, he’d fall down.
Where does a majority of a hockey player’s salary come from? The tooth fairy.
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
Why did the football coach go to the bank? To get his quarter back.
What does a sprinter eat before a race? Nothing, they fast.
Why don’t football players were glasses? It’s a contact sport.
Why couldn’t the baby score in basketball? He was always dribbling.
What’s the best animal in soccer? A score-pion.

DAD JOKES ABOUT ANIMALS

Why couldn’t the pony sing a lullaby? Because she was a little horse.
What do you say when a chicken is looking at salad? Chicken sees a salad.
What do you call a dog magician? A labracadabrador.
Where would you find an elephant? The same place you lost her.
What’s a dog’s favorite super hero? Labra-Thor.
What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs Bunny!
A man arrives at a costume party with a girl on his back. “I am a turtle,” he says. “Who’s on your back?” “That’s Michelle.”
Why aren’t dogs allowed in bars? Because they can’t control their licker.
What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer.

DAD JOKES FOR KIDS

What’s brown and sticky? A stick.
I used to play piano by ear. Now I use my hands.
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school? Because she wanted to go to high school.
I asked the librarian if she knew of any authors who wrote dinosaur novels. She said, “Yes, try Sarah Topps.”
What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved.
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies!
Why can’t a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.
I was addicted to the Hokey Pokey…. but I turned myself around.

DAD JOKES ABOUT FOOD

Someone told me that it’s impossible to make a pun about vegetables. I said that’s not nececelery true.
My friend Jack claims he can communicate with vegetables. Jack and the beans talk!
Where do fruits go on vacation? Pear-is!
What did Baby Corn say to Mama Corn? Where’s Pop Corn?
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese.
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
I tried all morning to cook up an egg-related pun, but I couldn’t crack it.
How do you make an apple turnover? Push it downhill.

FUNNY DAD JOKES

What do you call a Frenchman who has been attacked by a cat? Claude.
My 6-year-old daughter has lined up all of her dolls towards the outdoor grill. Looks like she’s preparing some kind of barbie queue.
How can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator? Easy, one will see you later, the other will see you in a while.

SILLY DAD JOKES

What has five toes but isn’t your foot? My foot.
What looks like half a tree? The other half.
Two guys walked into a bar… the third one ducked.
Why do dads take an extra pair of socks when they play golf? In case they get a hole in one.

WORST DAD JOKES THAT WILL MAKE YOU LAUGH

Have you heard of the new sport called quiet tennis? It’s like normal tennis but without the racket.
Why did the god of thunder need to stretch his legs? He was a little Thor.
What’s the least spoken language? Sign language.
What building in your town has the most stories? The public library.
Claustrophobia is the fear of closed spaces. For example: I’m going to the beer store and I’m scared it will be closed.
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims.

CRINGIEST DAD JOKES

Did you hear the joke about paper? Never mind, it’s tear-able.
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed? Oh, sheet.
What was even more useful than the first telephone? The second telephone.
I’m afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered.
Went to the doctor with a suspicious-looking mole. He said they all look that way and I should have left him in the garden.

PUNNIEST DAD JOKES

Son: “Dad, can you please explain to me what a solar eclipse is?” Dad: “No sun.”
Why did the man fall down the well? He couldn’t see that well.
I once submitted 10 puns to a joke competition. I really thought with that many, one was sure to win. Sadly, no pun in ten did.
Where do you take someone who’s been in a peek-a-boo accident? The ICU.
Did you hear about the explosion at the cheese factory? There was nothing left but debris.
How does NASA organize a party? They planet.

BEST DAD JOKES THAT ARE ACTUALLY (KIND OF) FUNNY

As I get older, I remember all of the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide wasn’t the right choice.
Went to the bar tonight. Good times. Only a 15-minute walk. But the walk home took 45 minutes, the difference was staggering.
I recently took a pole. And found that 100% of the people in the tent were angry when it collapsed.

RANDOM DAD JOKES

Why don’t skeletons get out of town during the Halloween season? They don’t have the guts!
Why was the math book upset? It had too many problems.
How do you put together a space party? You planet.
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta
I wish I could tell you a joke about an elevator, but it’s an uplifting experience.
Why don’t airplanes ever get lost? Because they always wing it!
Why did the ghosts go to the party? It was all for the boos.
I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
I used to hate facial hair… but then it grew on me.
Why did the bicycle go to bed so early? It was two-tired!
Why are scientists so skeptical of atoms? Because they make up everything!

Choosing the right facial cleanser is an important step in the skin care process. However, with so many products on the market, finding the best facial cleanser for your skin can be confusing. Let’s learn about the top 14 types of facial cleansers most recommended by pharmacies, suitable for many different skin types through this article.

WHAT SHOULD YOU LOOK FOR IN A FACIAL CLEANSER?

According to New York-based dermatologist David Kim, choosing the right facial cleanser depends mainly on your skin type. However, one important thing all good facial cleansers have in common is their ability to remove “sweat, residue and pollutants without making your skin dry,”

Dry skin: If your cleanser makes your skin feel tight and lose its natural moisture, look for products with hydrating ingredients like ceramides, niacinamide, and hyaluronic acid.

Oily skin: Try products that contain acids to help remove excess oil effectively.

Combination skin: In case your skin is oily on the forehead and dry on the cheeks, look for a balanced cleanser that both removes excess oil and moisturizes dry skin.

Sensitive skin: If some ingredients in regular facial cleansers irritate your skin, choose products specifically for sensitive skin, eliminating irritants such as perfume, alcohol,…

Regardless of your skin type, you can find a suitable facial cleanser without spending too much money. “There are great options [at the drugstore],” Kim says. “Cleansers shouldn’t be so expensive.”

HOW OFTEN SHOULD YOU WASH YOUR FACE?

According to dermatologists, washing your face once or twice a day is essential to maintain skin health. However, the appropriate frequency depends on each person’s skin type and living habits.

“It is always important to wash the face at the end of the day to remove buildup of dirt, debris as well as excess oil and makeup from throughout the day,” recommends Board-certified dermatologist Dr. Marisa Garshick. However, for those with sensitive or dry skin, washing your face only in the evening may be a more suitable choice. So, when should you wash your face?

Morning: Washing your face in the morning helps remove sebum and sweat that has accumulated on the skin overnight, while also helping the skin get ready to receive the next skin care products.

Evening: Washing your face at night is the most important step in your skin care routine, helping to remove dirt, makeup and sunscreen.

BEST DRUGSTORE FACIAL CLEANSER

CETAPHIL HYDRATING GENTLE SKIN CLEANSER

Dermatologists recommend this gentle cleanser for dry, sensitive skin. It contains hydrating glycerin and niacinamide to soothe and protect the skin barrier, without stripping away natural oils. The non-foaming formula leaves your skin feeling comfortable and hydrated. Besides that, it is also one of the best cleansers for rosacea.

DIFFERIN CLEANSER DAILY DEEP 5% BENZOYL PEROXIDE

Struggling with persistent acne? This benzoyl peroxide cleanser is your go-to! It tackles breakouts and blackheads while absorbing oil and keeping pores clear. Gentle enough for daily use, it effectively fights acne without irritation.

ST. IVES SKIN SCRUB AVOCADO AND HONEY

This scrub buffs away dullness! It uses finely ground walnut shells to gently exfoliate dead skin cells, while avocado and honey keep your skin feeling hydrated and happy. If you have normal skin, swap this scrub in for your regular cleanser once a week to reveal a brighter, smoother complexion.

CERAVE HYDRATING FOAMING OIL CLEANSER

This award-winning 2023 cleanser is a must-have for your skincare routine! It starts as a luxurious oil, melting away makeup and impurities while deeply nourishing your skin. Then, as you add water, it transforms into a gentle lather that rinses clean, leaving your skin feeling soft, hydrated, and comfortable.

NEUTROGENA OIL-FREE ACNE WASH

For those battling blemishes and clogged pores, this oil-free formula is your new best friend. Salicylic acid, a powerful BHA, works its magic by exfoliating and clearing out trapped oil, dirt, and bacteria that contribute to breakouts. With consistent use, expect smoother skin, fewer pimples, and a brighter, more even complexion.

VANICREAM GENTLE FACIAL CLEANSER

This cleanser is perfect for those with sensitive skin! Free of sulfates, dyes, fragrance, parabens, and gluten, it provides a gentle clean without irritation. Dermatologist-tested and safe for eczema-prone skin, it won’t clog pores and leaves you feeling refreshed.

GARNIER SKINACTIVE MICELLAR CLEANSING WATER

Ditch the harsh scrubbing! This micellar water gently removes makeup, dirt, sunscreen, and excess oil without irritating your eyes. It’s so versatile you can use it alone as a cleanser and makeup remover, or as the first step in your double cleansing routine.

AVEENO ULTRA-CALMING FOAMING CLEANSER

This gentle cleanser is a lifesaver for sensitive or irritated skin, whether caused by allergies, overdoing strong skincare, or anything else. It calms and soothes redness without irritating further. Plus, it’s hypoallergenic and won’t clog pores, thanks to its non-comedogenic formula. It even contains feverfew, a natural ingredient known for calming inflamed skin.

AVÈNE CLEANANCE CLEANSING GEL

Struggling with oily skin? This gel wash is your new best friend! It controls oil production and contains comedoclastin, a natural extract that fights redness and blemishes. Use it on your face or body for a refreshed, shine-free feeling.

LA ROCHE-POSAY LIPIKAR WASH AP+ GENTLE FOAMING MOISTURIZING WASH

This cleanser is a favorite among dermatologists for its super gentle formula. Packed with prebiotic thermal water, shea butter, and hydrating ingredients like glycerin and niacinamide, it cleanses even very dry skin without stripping away natural moisture. So mild it’s suitable for babies and eczema-prone skin, this cleanser leaves your face feeling comfortable and soothed.

OLAY REGENERIST REGENERATING CREAM CLEANSER

Forget fancy cleansers for wrinkles (anti-aging serums are the real heroes there). However, a cleanser with an amino-peptide complex, glycerin, and exfoliating salicylic acid can brighten dull skin, smooth uneven texture, and leave you feeling clean.

WELEDA SKIN FOOD FACE CARE NOURISHING OIL-TO-MILK CLEANSER

This cleanser is a dream come true for soft, supple skin! Combining sunflower seed oil and chamomile flower extract, it starts as a luxurious oil and transforms into a gentle milk. This unique formula effortlessly removes makeup, dirt, and oil, leaving your skin feeling clean, refreshed, and oh-so-touchable.

BURT’S BEES FACIAL CLEANSING OIL

Perfect for those with normal or dry skin, this coconut and argan oil blend gently melts away makeup and impurities without leaving a greasy residue. Your skin will feel luxuriously soft and smooth after every use.

UNTOXICATED CLEAN START FACIAL CLEANSER

Newcomer brand Untoxicated offers a gentle facial cleanser online at a drugstore-worthy price. This cleanser is perfect for sensitive skin as it’s free of common allergens and packed with hydrating ingredients like ceramides and hyaluronic acid. You might not find it on drugstore shelves yet, but it’s definitely worth checking out online.

TIPS ON FACIAL CLEANSING FOR SKINCARE

You should choose a facial cleanser that suits your skin type and needs.
Use warm water to wash your face, do not use water that is too hot or too cold.
Gently massage your face when washing your face.
Moisturize your skin after washing your face.
Consult a dermatologist if you have sensitive skin or skin problems.
Use facial cleanser twice a day, in the morning and at night.

CONCLUSION

Choosing the right facial cleanser is an important step in skin care. Hopefully with the list of 14 types of facial cleansers recommended by pharmacists and notes when using, you can find a product that suits your needs and skin type. Remember, everyone’s skin is different, so you should experiment and find the products that work best for you. Wishing you always have healthy and radiant skin!